Gallant Brown saves the day (and lives happily ever after)

Mr. Brown came with a rescue plan – good; because he did not have a choice.

Mr. Brown executed the first step of his plan – good; because this the first time I see Mr. Brown doing anything difficult.

Mr. Brown, arrogantly, told the world that he saved the world’s economy, and that the rest of the world should follow his example – can’t get much worse.

Mr. Brown, you, who helped put us in this mess in the first place, probably did the only things that may give us a chance to escape a total disaster. That what you did, gave us a chance. Your action, although necessary, is dangerous, and can backfire badly. No one knows how it will turn up.

To use an analogy Mr. Brown, when you are forced into a war, you stay humble. You should have learnt it from your mate Mr. Bush, who not only helped you put us where we are today, but also won the Iraqi war long ago – just before it turned messy. If you have not read history, just remember that Nixon won the Vietnam War, Bush won the Iraq war, that is, before they lost them.

So please, Mr. Brown do what you can to and get us out of the mess you put us in, but keep your arrogance aside, to after you have won this war. That is, when the troops come safely home. Because when you send troops out, you never know how nasty things can get.

Mr. Brown, I never really liked you as a prime minister, but I like you as a person less and less. BTW, kissing your wife on the stage to improve your public image is a cheap stunt. Few are blind enough not to think otherwise.