Fourth skydiver in the family
If the word ‘Censor’ makes you think of R rated, you may not find it here. Instead, this is the where I put my uncensored thoughts (well, some may be R rated). It will have lots of unrelated stuff, boring and interesting alike. I know that it will not bring many readers, but I have no ambition to make it into a source of income, or use it to make a name in the world. So why do I do it? Why do YOU do anything at all? I feel like it, and this is good enough for me – at least for the time being.
Friday, December 25, 2015
Monday, December 14, 2015
The missing sparrows
I love animals, especially birds. My entire backyard is filled with bird-feeders and nesting boxes. It’s wonderful to have my breakfast in the morning watching the birds having theirs. At any given moment during the day, I can see a few dozen birds, a family of rats, and some squirrels. The bird life is amazing, and so far I have spotted 30 over species coming to the feeders. The one I am missing is the house sparrow.
Last time we lived in London, about a dozen years ago, sparrows were the most common birds in our backyard. They were pests that scared away the other birds. But this time I saw none, not until this morning, when a single sparrow approached the feeders.
I never thought I could get that excited about a sparrow.
Saturday, December 12, 2015
It's not clever to be smart
A recent business discussion reminded me of the following story
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."
Mission Impossible
In the underground I saw a note saying: “If you see a train being vandalised call the transport police on this number.” I picked up my mobile and dialed. There was no cell reception -- there hardly ever is in the underground.
They might as well put mail boxes on the trains to snail mail our spotting. The best vandalism letter will win a free ride.
Meeting people on the train
At the train station, a cheerful, attractive, girl handed me a brochure. It said: “Meet the people behind
your railway.”
It seems that the train operator feels that when we realize that trains are operated by people, we’ll feel less frustrated by the poor service.
To keep the record straight, I don’t take the train to meet people. I am there to meet trains. The truth is that I’d be much happier if I didn’t meet anyone on the train. So please don’t introduce me to more people. For this I have my blog. Just make sure I get to it on time.
It seems that the train operator feels that when we realize that trains are operated by people, we’ll feel less frustrated by the poor service.
To keep the record straight, I don’t take the train to meet people. I am there to meet trains. The truth is that I’d be much happier if I didn’t meet anyone on the train. So please don’t introduce me to more people. For this I have my blog. Just make sure I get to it on time.
Friday, December 11, 2015
Spanish Wine
Having spent a weekend in Spain, I spent a great deal of time eating and drinking, enjoying the difference between the two cultures, especially as far as alcohol is concerned.
In Spain, the house wine is the signature of a restaurant: it’s cheap, it’s very good. It is the way a restaurant attracts customers and advertises itself. In the UK, on the other hand, the house wine is the cheapest the house could find -- quite often the mixed leftovers from the night before.
Another interesting difference is that while in Spain beer is served in small glasses, in England its in buckets.
Don't you like travelling?
The Value of Life
The nurse who comes to visit our sick neighbor, in charge of her well-being, receives 9.50 an hour for her visit.
The man who came to fix her heater charges 35 an hour
he electrician sent from washing machine company charges 99 for a visit, plus the cost of the repair.
I wonder what the conclusion might be.
Thursday, December 10, 2015
We are not the same!
a small booklet published by the police was distributed to kids through their schools. It’s called KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
When we were kids we got a similar booklet. It was called RIGHTS & RESPONSIBILITIES.
I don't feel like it's the same species any more.
When we were kids we got a similar booklet. It was called RIGHTS & RESPONSIBILITIES.
I don't feel like it's the same species any more.
Monday, December 7, 2015
Cats vs. kids: 1-0
A teenager who micro-waved a six-weeks-old kitten was banned from keeping animals for seven years. On the other hand, people who kill their kids cannot be banned from having new ones; every call for introducing such measures ends up with strong objection from human right activists.
Protecting cats good, protecting kids bad. Strange place this is.
Protecting cats good, protecting kids bad. Strange place this is.
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Backballs and the common sense factor
Look inside the highlighted part of the ad above. If a company is truly afraid that someone will use this product internally and sue them, something is fucked up with our legal system. To quote the honest guru: it's unfair that 95% of all lawyers gives all lawyers bad reputation.
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Bigamy
It's no long ago since premarital sex was punished by death, bastards were forced to live outside the community, and homosexuals were burnt alive at the village square.
But in the modern UK teenage sex and pregnancy is part of school curriculum, same sex relationships are encouraged, and adultery is natural part of life.
So with traditional marriage being only one of many life-choices, why is bigamy still a crime?
Isn’t it time that the law will stop picking and choosing based on individual judge's preferences, and will let us live our personal lives the way we choose to. Doesn't it have more important things to deal with?
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